Neologik | Rethinking craft beer
nē-ə-läj-ik : related to the development of new
words, expressions or philosophies
THE BEERS
Beyond typical in every sense of the word.
PARKNOCKER WIT
ˈpärk ˈnä-kər: A person or thing that consistently knocks “it” out of the park.
His game is impressive. He is a Parknocker.
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OUTFLUENCE AMBER
ˈau̇t-ˌflü-ən(t)s: The ability to convince someone the opposite of your argument by virtue of the argument being so bad.
That argument was so dumb, I was completely Outfluenced.
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UNSTIGATOR IPA
ˈun(t)-stə-ˌgāt-er: Someone without the ability to instigate or furthermore, attempts to be the voice of reason.
We should bring him along, he’s an Unstigator and I don’t want to get in any trouble tonight.
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READER'S BLOCK PALE ALE
ˈrē-dərs ˈbläk: When you read something and it doesn’t process so you need to read it again, and again, and sometimes again.
That paragraph was so boring, it gave me severe Readers Block.
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NEARICLE STOUT
nir-i-kəl: A near miracle or feat that is impressive but not otherworldly or divine…but close.
I got pulled over but the officer had to leave before he could give me a ticket! It’s a Nearicle!
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*Non-Alcoholic contains <0.5% ABV